Revenge Products


  • KILLER KEY

    Killer Key, Lock Picking, Schlage, Kwikset, Access Denial Device

    The Killer Key can instantly and permanently disable a lock. Once inserted into a lock it can not be removed, making it impossible to unlock the door.

    $12.00

  • SONIC ASSAULT

    Electronics/Surveillance, Sonic Nausea, Sonic Assault, Super Sonic Nausea, Revenge Product

    Sonic Assault is a unique high-pressure acoustic generating device which provides a substantial capability to disrupt and disperse.

    $149.00

  • SONIC NAUSEA

    Electronics/Surveillance, Sonic Nausea, Revenge Product

    Sonic Nausea is a small electronic acoustic generating device which can really turn one's stomach.

    $39.00

  • "SPECIAL INGREDIENTS" UN-NATURAL GAS

    Special Ingredient, Flatulence Simulator, Un-Natural Gas

    This quiet little can fits in the palm of your hand.

    $9.00

  • TV ATTACKER

    TV Attacker, harassment device

    The TV Attacker is a devastating new harassment device that strikes at the very heart of most households - the TV.

    $29.00

  • "SPECIAL INGREDIENTS" STINK BOMB

    Stink Bomb, Special Ingredient, Revenge Product

    The Stink Bomb from DSG Laboratories is a unique liquid which exudes a harrowing, assaultive stench so foul that it can overwhelm anyone in its vicinity.

    $12.00

  • "SPECIAL INGREDIENTS" GREEN GAS

    Special Ingredient

    Empty this little vial into a hot drink or hot food, wait about 10 minutes, and stand back!

    $9.00

  • "SPECIAL INGREDIENTS" EVACUATOR

    Special Ingredient

    The "Evacuator" is made from a unique natural bark.

    $11.00

  • "SPECIAL INGREDIENTS" SNEEZING POWDER

    Special Ingredient

    You can get satisfaction without messy face-to-face confrontations by deploying this sneezing powder.

    $9.00

  • "SPECIAL INGREDIENTS" SHITZLINGER ACTION PACK

    Shitzlinger Action Pack, Special Ingredient, Revenge Product

    The latest addition to the popular Special Ingredients line, the Shitzlinger Action Pack is an easy-to-use instant deployment system that can remotely mark an object or person with a high-visibility purple stain, or with a diarrhea  stench and visual.

    $14.00